回家了。。。

回家了。。。
家，久违了的家。。。
回来了第二天。。。
家里好多东西都没变。。。
只是少了一个人。。。
可是，就好像少了很多东西。。。。
端午节来了。。。好想念她做的种子。。。
那条路增加了路敦。。。
在想。。怎么要死了那么多人。。。
他们今天才要做这些。。。
想upload一些照片的。。。。
可是用着TMnet 1515.....好慢
可以说Outdate 乐。。。。哈哈

JUST FOR GOOD LAUGH.....

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ........

He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.

Malaysian: 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'

Singaporean: 'Of course'

Malaysian: 'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them
into croissants & sell them across to Singapore ..'

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian: 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?'

Singaporean: 'Of course'

Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh
fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam,..... before we sell it across to Singapore .'

This time, the Singaporean retorted: 'Do you have sex in Malaysia ?'

Malaysian: 'Why, of course we do'

Singaporean: 'Do you wear protection'

Malaysian:'Of course! We wear condoms.'

Singaporean: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

Malaysian: 'Stupid question!!! Of course we throw them away..'


Singaporean: 'We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia......., and that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.'

Arrests galore at SUK

This is what happen in Perak...haih...what i gonna said is, Malaysia boleh, Polis kita boleh...if got time, go catch the mat rempit and snatcher ler....