What To Identify A Malaysian

1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier
League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia , one name also cannot come out.

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When
Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always
disconnects When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.

3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price
increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have
to walk veryfar, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall
and there's SALE ,run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO
COMPLAINTS.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're
late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot
find parking.

6. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in
high school,study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask
you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can specially develop a 'mat salleh'
accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk
loud loud.Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud
loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise
a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people
queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you
blame the Chinese. 11. When a government service is too slow
, you blame the Malays. 12. When a building is not good and
collapsed, you blame the Indians. 13. When a Chinese student
won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'

14. When a 'mat salleh' stranger kiss you on the cheek to
say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say
hello, you slap him.